when i was 14 or 15, a friend of mine somehow got a copy of the "debbie does dallas" gangbang vhs tape.
now, my mom seemed to have this 6th sense for detecting porn. no matter what i did to hide it, she could find it. i used all kinds of tricks to hide dirty mags and movies. clever capentry on the dresser in my room, secret compartments where the paneling was loose in a closet, hiking 6 miles into the woods and burying my stash behind a waterfall in a sealed ammo box, she found them all, every single time.
so i really liked this tape, because it wasn't a recording of a recording of a recording on a crappy vcr setup. it was the retail version in all it's glory. i thought i had the perfect plan to keep it hidden. we had an extensive non-porn movie collection, and i had a tv/vcr in my room and a shelf of movies. so i went and bought an extra copy of one of the movies we already had but didn't watch all that often, indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark.
i removed the tape roll from indiana jones and transplanted the porn, put it back together and it worked perfectly.
i stuck "indiana jones" on the back of the bookshelf where the movies in my room were, and for almost a year nobody else noticed we had two copies of indiana jones.
then one day i come home from school and my mom is sittin in the living room with two indiana jones movies. apparently the one in the living room had twisted the tape, so she got the one out of my room to watch and got a suprise.
Reddit, what kind of crazy stuff did you do to hide your porn?
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