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[–]ScottsTots69 878 points879 points ago

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I was a carnie for 3 years. Basketball game, the hoops are oval shaped, and yes it's legal. You're not going to wind unless you hit a direct swish, so shoot high. The ring toss is the best game for a carnie, worse for customers. The rings do fit, it's just highly unlikely you're going to make it. Protip: when you throw the rings, make sure you spin the ring parallel to the bottle, this Increases your probability ten fold. Superprotip: if you have enough rings, stack them together, about three or four, and execute the same method of spinning them. By the off chance you do hit the top of the bottle, the rings on top will push the ring on the bottom onto the bottle rather than just bouncing off. Superduperprotip: don't play this game. You won't win. We would stay in one city for a week, and them travel to the next. There was one week where I didn't have a single winner until the fifth day. Duck pond: there's only two extra large prizes out or 250, and the rest are smalls. The balloon darts are your best bet. He balloons are under filled but you're most likely going to win something. As for the milk bottle toss game, the bottles are weighed differently according to their position. I never actually played, so I couldn't give you any tips other than you probably won't win unless you spend tons of money. As for the star shoot out game, shoot AROUND the star, not directly at it. This will essentially make a cut around the star and you will get rid of it easier. If there is even a little red left, you won't win. I can't remember the name of the game, but it involves you tossing three softballs into 3 different buckets, and if you do you'll win something like an Xbox 360. The buckets are spring loaded, so they will probably bounce out. If you do get all three in, the carnies will make an excuse as to why it's not valid,like you reached over too far or you have to toss them overhand, they're real dicks about it so avoid this game. Well that's all I can think if right now, if you have any questions just ask.

Also OP, none of the games are actually rigged, they're just really hard to win. They're actually played and tested by the state gambling commission to ensure they're legal. And after they leave, we still don't rig them. We make enough money as they are and we'll do anything to avoid a lawsuit.

[–]crazypickle 560 points561 points ago

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I played the "softball in the bucket" game when I was 8 and fell in love with a stuffed dog they had on display that I just had to have. I made the ball in, and the carnie made up some dumb excuse that it touched the lip of the bucket before it went in. I spent $25, my whole savings at that age, trying to make it again. I was crying because I was so upset that I wasn't making it. My second-to-last shot with my last money I had made it into the bucket. I was so happy, but the carnie just said "sorry, you reached too far" and I was sent away empty-handed. I knew that wasn't true but I was crying too hard at that point to argue.

I learned a good lesson that day, and I have never played any carnival games since. I still can't believe someone would make up stupid, untrue excuses like that to rob a sobbing little girl of her savings.

[–]ScottsTots69 183 points184 points ago

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Oh god I know what you mean. Unfortunately in my game there were only huge prizes, so I couldn't exactly just give them away to anybody. But if somebody ended up spending around 50$ (you'd be surprised at how much money someone will spend to win a stuffed animal) then I'd just give them the damn thing. After awhile you could see the desire in their eyes, and they weren't going to leave until they won. Considering the prizes cost us about 25 to 30$, we were still making money. Sorry those guys did that, it was a common occurrence to watch little kids blow their money on one game, and it was depressing as shit...

[–]sniper1707 152 points153 points ago

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Do you ever hear them brag about making people cry? I was at the california state fair and I overheard a couple of guys talking about how many children they made cry that day. They were just laughing about it. It's really quite sickening and pitiful when you walk within earshot of a conversation like that...

[–]ScottsTots69 94 points95 points ago

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I never heard anybody brag about it, the crew I worked with were usually pretty sympathetic. We would give kids and parents extra rings and try's for free, and we would usually give them a small cancelation prize anyway. Although what was annoying is when kids would try once, lose, go tell their parents, then we would get bitched at for having a 'rigged' game.

[–]Little_Rii 50 points51 points ago

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I heard some guys at the Del Mar Fair talking about that.

I was so close to getting in their face. It's disgusting /:

[–]kelvinkraze 26 points27 points ago

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Another San Diegan :O welcome brother! And i would've been furious if I heard people say that. I was lucky enough to run into nicer carnies who helped me win a few prizes.

[–]nismomonkey 28 points29 points ago

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I went to the Cali State fair and played the balloon dart game a few rounds, the guy let me play for free for a while until I got to where I was actually going to win, and I just asked him if I could buy the thing I wanted. He sold it to me for 40 bucks and said he paid 30ish for it. He only did it because it was the last day and all the Carnies were saying they didn't want to have to pack their stuff again, which I am sure is a great way to con people into playing with them to get more last minute cash.

[–]sparkysparkyboom 38 points39 points ago

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You should have spent your money, and threw all the balls at his face.

[–]electricmice 35 points36 points ago

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the kicker is that prize is probably worth about 1 dollar but that fucker still won't let you have it.

[–]Ziaki 4 points5 points ago

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I almost played that same game when I was at a carnival last. The carnie waved us over and there was a stuffed animal that I wanted so I gave in.

He even let me have a free shot which I of course made easily. But when I handed him over my money he have me three different balls that were obviously heavier and probably made of a different material.

I told him I wanted the one that I made the original shot with and he refused and insisted that they were they same exact balls. I told him I wasn't fucking retarded and eventually demanded my money back and refused to play.

[–]Zab11 968 points969 points ago

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Basketball game, the hoops are oval shaped, and yes it's legal.

I remember visiting a carnival with my dad when I was pretty young. As we walked down the isle the guy at the basketball hoop started heckling him and just wouldn't let up. My dad wasn't interested and refused a number of times, he was even joking with the carnie.

What the carnie didn't know was that he was heckling an old college basketball MVP with a reputation for making long distance clutch shots. Eventually, Dad relented & laid down his money. He eyed the hoop and bounced a ball a few times...then, with perfect form and a ridiculously high arc, he drained every shot touching nothing but net. The carnie wouldn't let him play again.

As I recall, he earned me a Michael Jordan poster. In honor of Father's Day, thanks Dad. I miss you.

[–]xshare 150 points151 points ago

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I was at a carnival with a few of my friends in middle school and wanted to try the basketball game. I airballed the shit out of it, but it was so bad that it missed the hoop entirely and landed right in the little ball collector under the hoop, so it looked like I had made it. The attendant hadn't seen this however, so one of my friends was a quick thinker and just started cheering his ass off, and my other friends joined him. I got a UNC Tar Heels basketball for air balling.

[–]MikeTheBee 62 points63 points ago

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You have great friends!

[–]BotWithfeelings 157 points158 points ago

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Your dad is awesome

[–]DeathToPennies 123 points124 points ago

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sniff, sniff...

( •,_•,)

I'm going to go hug my dad.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Just in time for Father's day.

[–]MrRC 36 points37 points ago

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A great man

[–]noisymime 64 points65 points ago

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The buckets are spring loaded, so they will probably bounce out

and

none of the games are actually rigged

I have trouble reconciling these 2 statements.

[–]camshell 147 points148 points ago

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Proposal for new superhero: An ex-carnie who gets tired of making kids cry and goes around to carnivals winning all the games using super skills, inside knowledge, and crafty gadgets. He gives the prizes to sad kids.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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Sounds like enough material for approximately half an episode.

[–]Hamtastic1121 31 points32 points ago

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Perfect! With today's commercial times, we can spread it out for a whole season!

[–]CrudCow 16 points17 points ago

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Add an evil carnie super-villain and you're all set.

[–]fatfook 35 points36 points ago

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I'm picturing you as the red haired fair ground assistant in Despicable Me.

[–]ElementK 140 points141 points ago

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I played my first game of ring toss at Cedar Point and won a electric guitar by getting 5 rings on. I had 50 rings and it only took me 10 shots to win. I wish I had a strategy to provide, but to be honest, I just tossed the rings.

Very nice grammar by the way - all carnies should be like you.

[–]ScottsTots69 55 points56 points ago

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Thanks, it's mostly my auto-correct fixing my mistakes but I'll still take credit. The ring toss game you mentioned though is different than the one I worked at, which is the more popular one. In this one you will buy 15 rings for 2 dollars, or 50 for 5 (or something similar). Then you had to throw all of them, and if you just ring one, you win. it looked a lot like this

[–]Joolee 32 points33 points ago

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I did that ring toss at an amusement park 7 or so years back. Spent the money to get I think 3 buckets of rings. I won this. They didn't give us one that was hanging from the booth but got one from a storage room that was in a giant plastic bag like it was a goldfish. That was when we realized that we were on the opposite end of the park from the entrance/parkinglot and had to lug this thing around. At least they were nice enough to give us a different one when we realized there was a hole in the neck and stuffing was leaking out. Even if they were glaring at us the entire time.

[–]ThatWasTaken 25 points26 points ago

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The link didn't work for me, but i figured it out.

[–]Asorae 29 points30 points ago

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After working at CP for a summer as a ride host, games became one of my most hated aspects of the park. I worked on Disaster Transport, which doesn't have bins or anywhere to put your things, and we weren't allowed to let people take anything much bigger than a backpack on the ride with them (and absolutely no basketballs, AT ALL), so we got a lot of really pissed off people with oversized prizes who waited in line for 30-40 minutes and were essentially told that they couldn't ride because the park is too fucking cheap to put up signs about it outside the line.

[–]onefinelookingtuna 17 points18 points ago

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Disaster transport is my favorite ride.

[–]Asorae 4 points5 points ago

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Better make it a point to go this season then, cause it's the last year it's gonna be around. :(

[–]Spartannia 40 points41 points ago

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all carnies should be like you.

Yep. This guy definitely abides by the Carny Code.

[–]DrewRWx 29 points30 points ago

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Cooder: [Explaining the ring toss booth] The main thing is to bring in the rubes.
Spud: Do whatever it takes. Sweet talk, insults, slang from the '30s that no one uses anymore.
Bart: Like "rubes"?
Spud: Now you're on the trolley.

[–]rspeed 35 points36 points ago

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I once won the star shoot-out game by cutting straight across the target above the star. The guy working there was flabbergasted, as he'd never seen anyone try that before. He gave me the prize (since technically I'd achieved the goal), but said I couldn't use that technique again.

[–]HappinessBunny 52 points53 points ago

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I did the same thing and shot a straight line across the top by the clip. However, the carnie wouldn't give me a prize because he said I hadn't shot out the star. He then picked up the paper off of the ground and went on about how the star was still intact. My jimmies are still rustled.

[–]AsthmaticNinja 14 points15 points ago

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Thats when you shoot off his finger.

[–]Chieftobe 32 points33 points ago

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fucking dicks. I remember winning that ball toss game when i was seven years. as you stated, the carny dicked around and refused to give me my prize. made up some lame excuse that i was leaning over the ledge.

i was never so crushed in my life.

[–]lopsiness 46 points47 points ago

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Does anyone ever wind up and bean them in the face or something?

"oh well, guess I missed that one too!"

[–]lnsine 35 points36 points ago

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This is why you get a group of onlookers who call this shit behavior out. Or ask for another try, and pelt the fuckers and run.

[–]KoNP 4 points5 points ago

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I like the part where he says all that and says "But the games aren't rigged".

They fucking are, and anybody with a set of eyes and half a brain can figure that out in 3 seconds flat just from watching.

[–]forsaken318 23 points24 points ago

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in an episode of Leverage the charicter elliot explaigns how to beat the balloon dart game skip to 00:40

[–]SaSSafraS1232 13 points14 points ago

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You can make youtube links start at a specific time by putting something like "&t=1m40s" at the end.

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez7WQwsHorg&t=40s

[–]Saijar 125 points126 points ago

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The games where you shoot water at a target and blow up the balloon, go for the one with the new balloon because it hasn't been stretched a bunch of times and pops easier.

[–]DaBobScotts 8 points9 points ago

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Also for this one, if I remember right, they are all on one line. This usually means that one person hogs all the water, and it is usually either end.

[–]nosoupforyou 46 points47 points ago

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Is that the one where someone always wins, whoever pops it first?

Easiest way to win is to just keep the water at the target center, and let everyone else mess it up.

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[–]Wolf_Hunter_Z 158 points159 points ago

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At other people

[–]Simple-ish 11 points12 points ago

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people have bad aim

[–]Jhaza 13 points14 points ago

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...Unless you had a partner! For twice the price, you both shoot at the same target and are basically guaranteed a win. You're pretty much guaranteed a 50% win rate (since you split the prize).

[–]BigMonkeyNewsstand 395 points396 points ago

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Star shoot-out, use the majority of your shots to perforate the paper around the star. Final burst knocks the perforated section out, taking the star with it.

He wouldn't let me play again. :(

[–]chaymoney86 229 points230 points ago

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Never let any one win a giant panda on your game"

[–]BigMonkeyNewsstand 115 points116 points ago

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Carny code.

[–]Undertow_Jambi 86 points87 points ago

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Did you hear that, Bart? The Carny Code.

[–]asuslappy 26 points27 points ago

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Ain't no shame in gettin' beaten by the best.

[–]DrewRWx 5 points6 points ago

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But, he didn't seem...

[–]Undertow_Jambi 13 points14 points ago

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We were beaten by the best, boy.

[–]stark222000 18 points19 points ago

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And finally, no one ever wins a giant ass panda.

[–]CaptainChewbacca 62 points63 points ago

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To be fair, thats ridiculously hard to do.

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Not if you're a good shot.

[–]Dracula_Batman 109 points110 points ago

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Those guns aren't exactly accurate.

[–]MisterDonkey 20 points21 points ago

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I swear, they smash those pellets with a hammer.

[–]TDD 54 points55 points ago

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I swear, they smash those barrels with a hammer.

FTFY

[–]randomsnark 63 points64 points ago

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kid just rages for a while

[–]Hellman109 18 points19 points ago

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They smash the pellets with the barrels, makes it much easier, carnies are lazy

[–]asnof 24 points25 points ago

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The fair s in town. I shall use this trick to my advantage. Gracias

[–]nottinghampan 17 points18 points ago

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San Diego?

[–]ThatsALotOfNuts 21 points22 points ago

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Del Mar Fair is whats up. Deep fried anything you could possibly think of!

[–]nottinghampan 18 points19 points ago

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Hells yes. Every year I gross myself out more and more by what I am willing to eat as long as it is deep fried and on a stick.

[–]UbiquitousMan 7 points8 points ago

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Hell yea Del Mar Fair. Grew up in Del Mar. Live in Poway now - will be taking my daughter there next week!

[–]Senior_CXC 98 points99 points ago

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Not Necessarily a Carnie, but as a high school student I've worked full time at my local amusement park's games department through summers.

So, games...

First of all, the BEST way to win is to work at an amusement park in this department. They encourage you to play the games because when guests see employees successful in the game, it makes them want to play. This works in your favor because you begin to understand the gimmicks to each individual game. Also, you learn a whole bunch of other life lessons in your hours of boredom such as juggling, practicing dance moves to the music around you (when nobody is watching of course), and how to do absolutely nothing for hours on end.

Any game you are guaranteed a win, and can trade up/win larger prizes is almost always going to be the game where you'll get the most out of your money. If you were to play these once a day for a year vs any other game, you would probably get the most.

Avoid ring toss games entirely. If you MUST play one, have the person working there prove rings fit. Try to land a game IMMEDIATELY after the person before you, because it's likely the host won't have time to pick all the rings out. This actually reduces the bounce on each ring and greatly increases your chances. I find the most success from throwing multiple at once, but that's just me.

Any throwing game: Some amusement parks will allow you to practice for free on a slow day. If you can, do it. Have them show you the targets, and ask to see them try (if they are willing to).

Most targets in target-based games will have some kind of hair/fur attached to them making them look bigger than they really are. Do not be deceived. Aim directly at the target. How hard you throw does NOT make a difference. All you will achieve is scaring the shit out of the employee and probably making them more stubborn with you. Faaaar better to throw with a lob. With enough practice, these games are easily won.

Be careful with basketball games. Easily rigged.

Avoid games urging you to bounce a ball off of a plane into a bucket, because that shit is near impossible, though it looks easy.

Fishing games: Try to get a rod with a small rope. Say you're playing a game with water flowing in circles and little magnets you have to catch, with prize depending on some element of the magnet. The longer your rope, the more it will sway, making the game FAR more difficult. If they refuse to give you one like this, wrap the rope around the end of the rod to make it smaller.

If you are down on your luck, most employee will be generous... Most... Instead of hopping in between two similar games, choose one and play it a fair amount. Once you say your finished (after 4+ plays ideally) the employee will often give you another free attempt. I am Canadian though, so maybe don't take my word for it.

FOR THE CONFIDENT:

Racing games. You know the ones where the more people play, the larger the prize? Yeah. If you're smart, patient, and willing to accept that some people may be more experienced, you can come home with a LOT of plush because of these.

1: This is machinery, often as low budget as possible. It is likely that a faulty switch of some sort may either cause an easier win or outright lose you the game. It's important that you learn wich spots have this so you can thoroughly take advantage of that.

2: Always play the minimum for a prize. If there are 7 of you, and the next size up is 8, WAIT FOR 8 DAMMIT.

3: Most importantly..... Practice! Couldn't put it more simply.

4: Don't play for small (unless you just want to have fun). Remember, you're putting $2 in this game, so even if you're lowering your chances, the bigger potential profit the better.

5: Play with strangers. Don't grab 8 relatives. I guarantee you that the extra-large prize your children want so much are worth far less than $16.

Only play these if you're willing to accept defeat and not be able to blame it on the carnie.

[–]mysticrudnin 78 points79 points ago

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you can come home with a LOT of plush because of these.

this is so simultaneously cute and serious

[–]KattAndSuch 231 points232 points ago

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I've gotten a stuffed bear for my baby cousin by just paying the guy 20$

[–]AnalBravado 491 points492 points ago

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Similar story but I ended up giving the strongman a handjob.

[–]fantafox 167 points168 points ago

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Your username suggests you did something else with one of the carnies

[–]AnalBravado 194 points195 points ago

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I got pegged by the bearded woman.

[–]fantafox 72 points73 points ago

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One question: was it enjoyable?

[–]AnalBravado 190 points191 points ago

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2/10

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp 102 points103 points ago

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Would recomend.

[–]Azkaland 21 points22 points ago

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Hm... I asked an employee at Kings Island (Ohio) if I could pay him for the stuffed unicorn he had that was EXACTLY the same one as on Despicable Me. I offered over the amount needed to win enough games for it, but apparently their games have counters on them and they get in trouble if they have less prizes at the end of the day than game wins.

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I used to love Kings Island, that place has gone downhill. I live about two hours away from there.

[–]RDandersen 15 points16 points ago

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I have a feel that this is a pretty solid strategy if you do it just before rush over. You know, having someone work around with one of those giant, stuffed bears make might other people go "Huh, so it is possible. Just one more round of pellets, then."

[–]TheGodDoctor 194 points195 points ago

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For the test your strength game where you swing the big hammer, don't just swing it over your head. Unless you are actually very strong, you'll need to use a longer swing. You can do this by starting with the hammer in front of you, swinging it UP in front of you, then reversing direction and swinging it in a full arc behind you, over your head, and finally straight down onto the target. It can also help to start with one hand at the top and another at the bottom of the handle, and in the final section of the swing sliding the top hand down to meet the bottom one.

[–]NinjaScenester 230 points231 points ago

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This is also how you effectively split logs :)

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp 175 points176 points ago

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This is how your supposed to swing an axe.

[–]Clevererer 549 points550 points ago

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This is how you're supposed to form a contraction.

[–]chapd 3 points4 points ago

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This is how you're supposed to say "more clever."

[–]Jeepinator 43 points44 points ago

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So, you mean, the proper way to swing a sledge or axe?

[–]cortheas 35 points36 points ago

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It doesn't matter, the strength testers around here have different settings and at the highest one it's pretty much impossible to win. I saw a 50kg primary school kid get a hundred, then the guy pressed a button and his 120kg 6' 4" fireman dad got a 60 something. It's rigged.

[–]sendenten 18 points19 points ago

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The combination of metric and imperial in this post confuses me.

[–]cortheas 6 points7 points ago

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For whatever reason measuring human height in Imperial units is pretty common in the UK and Australia. If I said he was 193cm a lot of people here would find it more difficult to visualise.

[–]alexanderpas 16 points17 points ago

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it's rigged, but it's done to give kids a fair chance.

[–]jb000 25 points26 points ago

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I worked on one. We had a kids and an adult setting. I would get 100 on the kid setting and then switch to adult when some big dude thought they could beat me. Mwahaha

[–]stonedotjimmy 44 points45 points ago

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for some reason i imagined you swinging backwards over your head as you spun around, I'm still confused...

[–]finalremix 66 points67 points ago

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Like this. That way you have speed / momentum before you start bringing it down to the target.

[–]huxleykrcc 21 points22 points ago

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One note--bring the hand that's higher on the shaft down to the other as the hammer descends; this gives the head a little extra burst of speed by increasing the torque on it. You have to careful not to sacrifice control too much, obviously--I do this when I'm breaking cinderblock barriers, which doesn't require what I'd call precision.

[–]w00ticus 6 points7 points ago

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This one is a bit better, I guess.

Not perfect, but he gives a better description of what you're trying to do.

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1) this is great! now I get what he was trying to say!

2)...why is there a video of this?

[–]JeffIpsaLoquitor 12 points13 points ago

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GOLDEN AXE STYLE!!

[–]jewbacca117 16 points17 points ago

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so, use it properly

[–]worker_parasite 214 points215 points ago

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Write "barf" on the caramel bucket used for apples. Keeps the thieves away.

[–]synnndstalker 179 points180 points ago

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not the lemon stealing whores it doesn't.

[–]lemon_stealing_whore 404 points405 points ago

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I only steal lemons, asshole!

[–]bcrock1169 93 points94 points ago

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Redditor for 1 year. Checks out.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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What if Synnndstalker is an alternative account of him/her?

[–]Delta104x 4 points5 points ago

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WE HAVE A WINNER!(no pun intended)

[–]TbanksIV 17 points18 points ago

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I wish I didn't know what you're talking about.

[–]sendenten 4 points5 points ago

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Has it been about ten seconds since you last looked at your caramel apple bucket?

[–]chaymoney86 39 points40 points ago

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Caramel thieves?

[–]CaptainChewbacca 23 points24 points ago

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[–]ShiffyVIII 13 points14 points ago

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Was saying "please be Scrubs" as I clicked the link. I was not disappointed.

[–]Ramt_1 177 points178 points ago

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Real question is, where can I just buy the goddamned giant Pikachu.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 52 points53 points ago

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The eBays.

[–]Senor_Wilson 32 points33 points ago

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THERE'S MORE THAN ONE? Where do I find them?

[–]Captain_Kuhl 16 points17 points ago

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Oh, you know. Places.

[–]Senor_Wilson 31 points32 points ago

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Oh I get it... Keeping the secrets to yourself; I see how it is. I guess I won't tell you where the nutella river is.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 15 points16 points ago

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I've...I've never had Nutella... TT-TT

[–]Sugar_buddy 17 points18 points ago

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Me either, man. I suspect it's like having virginity, our not having nutella.

[–]Wiskie 212 points213 points ago

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Funny you should ask this. Not a carnie, but I was sitting in a dentist's office the other day and I read an old Reader's Digest that mentioned a few things.

  • Ok, for the basketball hoops, the rims are smaller than regulation and are oval shaped. The balls are overfilled with air. So RD reccommended swallowing your pride and throwing underhand because the arc will help the ball more easily fall through the hoop or some shit.

  • Ok, ok, ok. Next one. The balloon and dart toss! The balloons are under-filled with air making them harder to pop, and the tips of the darts are blunted. So, use gravity and aim high! Throw the darts higher than normal rather than launching them full speed against the board. The arc will cause them to strike the balloons from a better angle, making them more likely to pop!

  • Finally, the classic game of rolling or throwing the ball into the milk bottles (or bowling pins, whatever) where the temptation is to aim directly for the center of the pile. Don't do that shit, ya numbskull! Instead, realize that the various bottles or pins are weighted differently such that the centermost one is the lightest. Aim for it, and you won't knock any of the others down. Instead, aim directly for the front-middle of the set-up and knock the front-most pins or bottles. These are heavier and have the best potential to bring the others down with them.

[–]AbstergoSupplier 354 points355 points ago

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Funny story about the balloons, when I was eight I threw a dart at one and it bounced back and pierced my shoulder. I was standing there with a dart sticking out of my shoulder and they still wouldn't give me a prize

[–]Wiskie 166 points167 points ago

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Did you get to keep the dart?

[–]AbstergoSupplier 75 points76 points ago

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I don't recall

[–]Wiskie 185 points186 points ago

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Hmm...I'm just going to assume it's lodged in your shoulder indefinitely because that makes for a cool story.

[–]PancakesAreGone 36 points37 points ago

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Funny story, I almost lodged a dart in the carnies shoulder once... As soon as he dropped the 5 darts down, I grabbed one and over armed it like a baseball while just holding the tip. It tumbled right over his shoulder and slammed through two balloons (Somehow). He was both shocked and amazed that a 5 year old kid nearly caused a serious injury and took out two balloons at once... He refused to give me anything but a little shitty stuffed animal though :(

[–]I_dont_like_cheese 8 points9 points ago

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[–]DoorLord 84 points85 points ago

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We had a carnival on concrete. My friend "dropped" his darts and when he picked them up he slid them on the concrete to sharpen them. I don't know if they got sharp but he did win.

[–]InsanePurple 20 points21 points ago

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That's smart.

[–]epsilonius 4 points5 points ago

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This is genius. I will be doing this if I ever go to a carnival.

[–]sharkstun97 27 points28 points ago

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Also, ask the man running the game to make a shot in the basket. A lot of times there is no way to win the hoops game.

[–]CaptainChewbacca 26 points27 points ago

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Getting in is easy for them because they're 2 feet closer than you and can shoot at a more favorable angle.

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp 45 points46 points ago

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They will refuse.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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The ones I went to always do it. Most of them are fairly good at it.

[–]PurplePotamus 16 points17 points ago

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The balls don't even fit in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!

SHENANIGANS!!

[–]TheBurrowingOwl 208 points209 points ago

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Damn it, I was a carnie, but I was the kind who worked the rides. I got so excited when I saw the first part of the question.

Also, my coworkers totally had sex in the funhouse after the grounds closed for the day.

[–]ScottsTots69 81 points82 points ago

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Carnie here. Concessions though. On my amusement crew the ride people hated us. I didn't care though, because I was the one laughing when they had to set up their ride for 24 hours straight while my game took 6 hours...what rides did you set up? I'm so sorry if it was the tilt or the gravitron, those rides are a bitch to set up.

[–]MalarchyMike 65 points66 points ago

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Which is why the gravitrons are constantly killing people.

[–]ScottsTots69 58 points59 points ago

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Personally I've never heard of anyone dying on the gravitron, but people get sick all of the time. In my opinion there are far more dangerous rides, and even as a carnie, I never went on them. For example, my uncles brother (I worked for my uncle) died when one of the wheels on this ride came down and took off a piece of his head while he was working on it. A majority of the ride operators are under qualified or under the influence of some kind of drug, so I would recommend not going on them unless you're absolutely sure it's safe.

[–]MalarchyMike 12 points13 points ago

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Couple of years ago at the Miami fair, wall came off while it was spinning. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1110747/posts

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[–]dafrizz888 53 points54 points ago

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Mom sister's husband's brother would not be an uncle, would it? Just as an example.

[–]Hawknight[!] 26 points27 points ago

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I'm betting it's his uncle by marriage (aka, married to his dad's sister).

[–]Kid_Galahad 28 points29 points ago

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[–]AFatDarthVader 21 points22 points ago

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The key is to play games where there's always a winner, like the water gun race. And the key to the water gun race is the simplest thing, but nobody gets it:

Don't look up.

Seriously, everyone looks up to check their progress. Believe me, it's going up. Just look straight and keep your stream on the button. If you look up, you start missing.

[–]SabinMoon 23 points24 points ago

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I'm a Games Operator, I did an AMA 3 months ago.

To be fair (hah), there are legitimate games that aren't rigged, just difficult. You'll find most honest carnival games at theme parks like Ceder Fair where they have a higher liability and higher standards.

Most jokey fairs/carnivals feature coked out carnies with rigged games. Avoid them at all costs. Stick to theme park games. Except for Legoland, they're contracted with a games company, and that particular company isn't very honest, nor does it have integrity. So you can expect rigged games there.

Pro-tip! If you're nice to the Games Op, you might get a prize anyway. I love giving away prizes, so make sure to always be a good sport.

PS. If a game is rigged, don't blame the Op or give them grief. They're literally hired to stand there. They most likely had zero involvement with the creation of the game.

Also, "Let me see you do it". Drives me nuts. If I miss the shot it's because - "It's rigged". And if I make it it's because - "You work here!" Don't be a prick.

[–]boii 16 points17 points ago

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If you ever play that ladder game, make sure you always keep a foot and your opposite hand on the corners of the rungs to balance yourself or else you'll flip over.

[–]jcash21 64 points65 points ago

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Quarter/Nickel slide games. It's basically a laminated plywood sheet laid down along a counter and graphed into numbers 0 - 20 which indicate how many coins you get back if your coin lands in a given square. If you actually aim for the 20's instead of randomly sliding the coins along the board (which most people do) and you have halfway decent hand-eye coordination you can win nearly every 5 tosses. I did this as a boy at my school fair and went home with around $150 that night. They eventually banned me and my friend from the game and the next year the '20' squares were actually covered with duct tape. I felt so bad-ass at the time.

[–]JeffIpsaLoquitor 80 points81 points ago

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Sometimes the only way to win is not to play. Besides, wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

[–]piroko05 32 points33 points ago

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No. I want to play "Global Thermo-nuclear War".

[–]The_Unoriginal 54 points55 points ago

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I have a chance of winning carnival games.

[–]iAmNeverRight 11 points12 points ago

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  1. e4

[–]Tulki 3 points4 points ago

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What can I win if I beat you at chess?

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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As a carnie for two years I will tell you honestly that there is ALWAYS a way to win the games. They are regulated by the gaming commission. The carnies job is to make it as hard as possible so that you don't pay less than what the item is worth.

[–]Custom88 21 points22 points ago

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I remember there was a mini golf game that was like about 5 bucks a shot. You had to hit the ball over some small lumps, through a small pathway, avoid some mini trees and UP A SMALL HILL into the hole, if you overshot it would easily go over the hill as the hole was JUST small enough for the ball.

My dad nails it in with his first and only shot.

"I made it" said my dad

The carny did not believe him and since he was off talking to another carny but was pretty cool about it since he had no winners in days. We got a fucking massive stuffed crocodile. My 8 year old self enjoyed that to the max.

edit: spell-ingsss

[–]chaymoney86 78 points79 points ago

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There are Carnies on reddit?

[–]Khiva 217 points218 points ago

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No, but there's always someone happy to lie.

[–]chaymoney86 125 points126 points ago

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Well in that case... I'm a carnie. I rig games AMA.

[–]angeliswastaken 28 points29 points ago

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This is the truest comment I've ever read

[–]Mitz510 31 points32 points ago

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Whenever I see these types of questions this is what I find.

2-3 people who actually have the job asked

4 people who personally know someone with the job.

The rest of the comments are opinions or jokes.

[–]TalesNT 16 points17 points ago

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You don't know Blade?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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We're the silent majority

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Although a lot of us are coming out for this one

[–]bygod_weaver 44 points45 points ago

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I am not a carnie but when the carnival would come through town we would always mess with the quarter games. (The game where you could guide a quarter to a certain spot and then a shelf like arm would push your quarter into all the other quarters and they would either push quarters to you or off the sides) Anyways, I would get the attention of the carnie running the game and ask how hard it is to become a carnie and what type of life it is while my friends are on the other side of the trailer just raking quarters with cut up clothes hangers. It would be ridiculous to do now but as kids we made bank.

[–]javier682 15 points16 points ago

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I have been lucky in the ring toss and won after buying a bucket of them and getting it in like 10 rings and we walked off with a large leopard or some such thing but they would not let us play the remaining rings. Booo!! bb gun shoot out the star, we were not even close but the carnie pinched off all the remaining red and looked at me and said hang around for like 5 minutes so I can yell out that someone just won and drum up some more business it was a 4 foot long radio controlled car. State Fair of Texas for both occasions

[–]Riplakish 6 points7 points ago

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Nice Guy Carnie...

[–]foofdawg 6 points7 points ago

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I worked at an arcade for a while, and once saw the repair guy "testing" the skee ball machine that was malfunctioning.

He was just sitting on the edge of the machine, rolling the balls into the top hole (50 points, some are scored differently) every time.

I walked over and he told me how the trick was to throw the ball against the rail between 1/3 and halfway down and let it "bounce" back towards the 50 hole. After trying it a few times, it's really not that hard.

I can now consistently win at skeeball at the fair and carnivals, as long as they machines aren't broken down or warped, and the balls are still round and not all dented up.

The real trick to carnival games is to realize that in the end, a lot of the games are set up so that even if you win, the money you paid them covers the price of the thing you receive.

For instance, those guys trying to guess your weight, or birthday or whatever for $5? They don't care if they get it right, because they're giving you a $3 toy and making a 66% profit on it.

[–]OMNIPHILIAC 47 points48 points ago

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For the dart balloon pop, heat up the tip of the dart with a lighter.

[–]Bluaaah 171 points172 points ago

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yeah i'm sure the carnie is going to just let you do that

[–]mostexcellentben 49 points50 points ago

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Hold the darts by your side, while your friend stands behind you with his/her lighter. If it's anything like the carnivals I've been too it will be loud as shit so the Carnie folk probably won't be able to hear your friend's lighter lighting. You could try to distract the Carnie folk if need be by showing off or just being showy like "Imma throw two darts at once because reasons"

[–]JohnPaulJones1779 40 points41 points ago

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My ex best friend lit me on fire trying to cheat at the carnival dart game AMA

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that as a person that worked the balloon joint, I probably would have taken it away from him and gotten him thrown out.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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This game is a prize every time game. You'll always walk away with a prize of you're willing to pay for it. You pay five bucks you get a small prize. You trade two prizes in for a medium two mediums for a large and so on and so forth

[–]whitesox287 10 points11 points ago

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so on and so forth? there are extra and extra extra large prizes??? where the hell are your carnivals??

[–]Icalasari 21 points22 points ago

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I want the extra*105 large prize

[–]ebass 98 points99 points ago

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Why would you want your mother as a prize?

[–]bfodder 20 points21 points ago

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I've never had a balloon NOT pop.

[–]ElementK 28 points29 points ago

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I played the basketball game at an arcade when I was a kid. I stuck the pool cue through the cage and wiggled it to trigger the lever within the hoop. I still remember those tickets printing from the machine...

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

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Were you also the kid who climbed up the skeeball ramp and just dumped balls into the 10,000 point holes?

[–]b3tzy 27 points28 points ago

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My friends and I just took all of the balls from all of the 4 or 5 machines and stuck them into 1 machine. They were very confused.

[–]addictedtoshowers 4 points5 points ago

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at hershey park i was with a bunch of friends doing the ring toss on bottles when the guy who was running it was facing the other way my friend climbed up and placed the ring on the bottle and we went nuts...the guy believed us and we got an enormous stuffed animal

[–]choddos 32 points33 points ago

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The game where you put in a quarter and it rolls onto a board with a thing that pushes the coins to a certain distance... Just shake the machine!

[–]MasonNowa 105 points106 points ago

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Actually one of my friends shook one once. They have alarms now.

[–]Brotherauron 47 points48 points ago

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i was at dave n busters a few years ago, and it says on the machine, it wont pay out if you shake it, talked to someone who worked there, he said that if it detects too much vibration (i.e. from someone shaking it) anything that falls within like the next 10 seconds or so wont pay out.

[–]choddos 81 points82 points ago

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They've evolved

[–]Brotherauron 31 points32 points ago

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the people who make machines that have even the slightest hint of gambling are very good at screwing you out of any edge you might have

[–]IrenaeusGSaintonge 14 points15 points ago

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I'm surprised people don't consider this simple common sense. Pinball machines have had tilt sensors ever since they weren't allowed to hide nails along the bottom, like in the 30s or something.

[–]Hu_dat 13 points14 points ago

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Once when I was younger I was at a roller rink that had an arcade. I was watching some people play while I had my skates on and lost my balance. I slammed into a pinball machine a kid happens to be playing. A loud klaxon sounded and all the lights except for the tilt sign shut off and the game froze. I skated the fuck out of there.

[–]thedonkdonk 3 points4 points ago

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hide nails along the bottom

That never happened.

[–]Ederek_Cole 14 points15 points ago

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I watched a tv special covering arcade games once. They said that if you stomp on the ground next to the machine, rather than hit the machine directly, it won't set off the sensors.

Never tried it myself, though....

[–]spiral_of_agnew 22 points23 points ago

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Maybe on wood floors. Not much use on concrete.

[–]b0ts 8 points9 points ago

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HULK SMASH

[–]spiral_of_agnew 6 points7 points ago

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tilt

[–]Soupismoney 10 points11 points ago

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That's not the way to go about it. The machines detect shaking or tilting and usually an alarm goes off and the machine stops doing payouts.

HOWEVER, I found that it's still possible to cheat those machines by tapping or banging on the glass in certain areas. It doesn't set off the tilt detector, but there is enough vibration to loosen coins on the edge of the drop enough so that they fall in. With enough time and perseverance, you can get every coin over the edge to fall, and this racks up a very large amount of tickets.

You have to make sure though, that you do this within a certain amount of time after putting a quarter into the slot, otherwise you don't get a payout.

[–]GoodLuckLetsFuck 35 points36 points ago

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Won $200 dollars on the bottle breaking game a couple years ago. They tape the balls....just find the balls with the least tape, and throw like a man. 3 balls for 5 bucks....broke 2 wine bottles and a beer bottle for the money.

[–]Hawknight[!] 16 points17 points ago

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Apparently I don't go to the right carnivals. I don't think I've ever seen this game before.

[–]Beansiekins 53 points54 points ago

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This made no sense.

[–]GoodLuckLetsFuck 69 points70 points ago

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Step 1. Find balls with little to no tape (its padding).

Step 2. Throw like man.

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit.

[–]JIMBALLS 39 points40 points ago

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THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY

[–]Luckyducky13 3 points4 points ago

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Related: If the games are so hard to win, how come I always see people at carnivals lugging around giant teddies? It seems to be the kind of thing you see at fairs, but I've never ever won or seen anyone win a giant toy, just the little crappy prizes :(

[–]Shotgun_Mosquito 4 points5 points ago

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Because the people walking around with huge prizes are shills; they work for the carnival too.

[–]mtux96 4 points5 points ago

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Or they spend hundreds of dollars to get a $10 stuffed animal

[–]TheDDDayna 17 points18 points ago

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i myself am not a carnie but one of my dear friends are. he told me his manager told him to make sure no adults won the big stuffed animals, but be very nice to the younger kids who do try.... so take a kid with you i guess and hope for the best?